Network
Hosted here, and only here.
Hosted in Johannesburg, on hardware we own. What runs on it today, what we have not bought yet, and no ping figure until we have measured one on the node you would actually be on.
On the node today
32 games install themselves on the hardware we have.
Tested on this node at the player counts each plan states. The other 80 in the catalogue are set up by us for each order.
What we run on
One class you order. One we build for you.
Budget
Shared fair use CPU, sized for vanilla and lightly modded private servers.
Self-serve
32
Install themselves on order and run at the player counts each plan states.
Premium
For the games that need more than a click: Wine, a Steam login, or a size only a person can judge.
Set up by us
80
Ordered per server and built by us, then handed over like any other.
Where it is
One country. No region picker.
A twelve location map is what you build when the local market is an afterthought. South African players have spent years on European servers because nobody bothered. There is nothing to pick here, on purpose.
Questions
The hardware questions answered straight.
What does shared fair use CPU actually mean?
Where are the servers?
What ping should I expect?
Can I run mods and plugins?
Why are some games marked set up by us?
How many games can I actually order?
Why does Minecraft have one page for Java and Bedrock?
What does it cost?
Can I order right now?
How do I get hold of you?
Get started
A local server, on local hardware.
Ordering is not open yet. Everything on the available list runs on the node we already have.
























